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The Logic Behind Whistles

The only thing dirtier than a whistle is a didgeridoo. Therefore, «as clean as a whistle» actually means «extremely dirty but slightly cleaner than a didgeridoo».

Seven Sisters

I'm not sure who the father was but I have the feeling that at some point he said to himself «I'd still really love to have a son but it's just not worth the risk of having a ninth girl in the household.»

Nina sighting

Toujours-toi sweetheart Nina Egli is wearing clothes from her own collection Family Affairs and birkenstock shoes for uptown girls.
http://www.toujours-toi-family-affairs.com/

Test 1

At the moment I'm trying to adapt my style to a bigger format. I would like to paint some portraits and find my small ink drawing difficult to use in big sizes.
I need a new scanner!!! it is so so bad...note to self; must by scanner in new year.

S.A.E.D.E.W sighting Nr.5: Black fur

secret admiration for eccentricly dressed elderly woman Nr.5
I can't quite remember the clothes details, but her siluet was amazing. Btw. this is S.A.E.D.E.W. Nr. 1 again!!!

Tom Ford has class

2008

Is Daniel Craig the new Jude Law?

Legend

1. Lounge Lo
2. Hell Razah
3. Inspectah Deck
4. RZA
5. Shorty Shitstain
6. Ghostface Killah

At least I think so (based on their hands...)

cheap joke

Is it a joke to add literately at the end of a sententence? everybodys doing it. literately.
(ps. what do you think ned?)

must post to get that stupid last post of my screen

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Brunettes

After years of research I have finally categorised all brunettes:

Type 1
Kate Beckinsale
Lauren Graham
Jennifer Garner

Type 2
Claire Forlani
Vera Farmiga
Kate Beahan
Fiona Apple

Type 3
Amanda Peet
Lake Bell
Nelly Furtado

Type 4
Natalie Portman
Keira Knightly

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

One Day In Nolita

If you have one day to spend in Nolita, here's what you could do...

Rise late, catching up on the sleep you missed out on because of a night shoot. Start your day off by watering the plants on the fire escape with the dodgy hose that gets the paper bags wet. Overwater the plants because you enjoy the way the waning sunlight makes the droplets shine. Try to take a picture of this phenomenon. Then check your e-mail on New York's most fickle internet connection and let your cat snuggle up to you while it sleeps. Before leaving the flat turn on the radio, make sure the A/C has not plummeted on the street, switch on the lamp and lock the door (and get confused by the lock turning in the wrong direction). Go to the locksmith's on Kenmare and get your keys copied, not because you have to but just because it's cheap and doesn't take long. Then go to Spring Mart to get a cup of coffee in the plainest but nicest cups in Manhattan. Be friendly to the guy who calls you «Bro». Venture west to Lafayette Smoke Shop and leaf through some of the artsy magazines. Decide against buying anything because you will never get around to actually looking at anything you buy and the magazines will just lie around once you get home. Postpone your visit to the Moma shop. Feel hungry, and after getting one can of Modelo's in a small brown paper bag from Spring Mart (remember to be friendly!) meet your suburban friend for a slice of pizza at Lasso's. Eat outside on the plastic chairs and say hello to Terry Richardson because in the first moment he's just a familiar face. Say goodbye to your friend and go to Cinema Nolita. Remember how they used to have nice brick walls on Elizabeth but think that they have nice wallpaper on Mulberry. Rent a fancy Criterion film, which you will not watch but make sure to say «Do I?», when the talkative store clerk tells you that you have one prepaid film on your account, to which he will say that it may be a glitch in their computer system because everyone says that when he tells them.

Some things I stumbled across while browsing through old notebooks Part 4 of ∞

Insults that really insult me:
«Use your imagination.»
«Bill Murray is funnier than you.»

If I were a character on Heroes: I could see into the past.

Alcoholism ≠ Alcoholism.
It depends on what, what time of day and how much you drink. There are differences...

Difficult to solve: Cryptic Sudokus.

As a child: falling asleep in museums in Paris.

Church bell ringing every minute.

Surreal math.

Pens (on table) "dressed" as animals (??)

Not touch something with a ten foot pole: Well, how about a twelve foot pole?

«You cannot criticise me for being moody! I go shopping for you and I cook for you.» -> Is this a valid excuse?

Does anyone actually know what the Dow Jones signifies?

Strictly In My Dreams

It looks like attending film school is starting to pay off: the quality of my dreams has improved. Above all, it’s their structure that has changed, they have become so much more intricate. For instance: Early on in my dream some plot element will be introduced, which will not reappear until right at the dream’s conclusion by which time it will have completely slipped my mind and will take me by surprise. I am quite impressed by how sophisticated my dreams have become, however sometimes I feel like these plot devices draw too much attention to themselves. I will have to keep working on my dream-making skills...

I wish I had Asperger's...

...but unfortunately I seem to have some other form of autism that makes you very pedantic and inept at social interaction but doesn't come with excelling at anything.

I forgot what I forgot

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